I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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