oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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