Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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