Dual....:-)
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm both gender and math confused
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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