I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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