id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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