STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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