I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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