Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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