Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
