gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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