Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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