My first STD was from a foam party
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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