ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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