That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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