i jhust puked up my retainher.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
