I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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