Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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