kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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