Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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