She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
And then he peed in my hair
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