His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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