Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say š
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I need advice on ways to politely say āfuck you on your way to hellā.
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