Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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