Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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