We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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