Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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