fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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