We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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