Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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