talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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