Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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