Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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