Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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