4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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