is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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