At least make sure they are 18
Why
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
only you would photoshop your dick
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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