What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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