I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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