He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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