Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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