Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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