Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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