gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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