If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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