I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
