He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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