rhymes with "ouble enetration"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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