love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
