I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
is that a dick in a sweater?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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