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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important

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(203): View more from Connecticut

all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"

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(989): View more from Michigan

I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.

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(303): View more from Colorado

i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation

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(941): View more from Florida

You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.

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(858): View more from California

I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket

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(813): View more from Florida

I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.

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