They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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