9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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