There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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