the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I can't put those talents on a resume
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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